“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”
He’s used to shade, what with being in Chris Farley’s shadow for 20+ years. Oh, and John Ritter’s shadow, come to think of it. Doesn’t he have any live people to exploit?
Funny embarrassing story about David Spade: I worked at one of the 3 bars in Big Bear Lake in 2001. This little guy (literally, he’s tiny) brought an underage girl with him and demanded to be let in.
Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.
the best part of my whole day is when i take off my bra. because i am a barbarian, i embrace the savagery and primitivenss of it all and roam my house grunting and eating with my hands. it’s glorious!
Today we bought a grown up person bed!!! King size! Fancy mattress and an actual platform and headboard!!! No more bed rolling away from the wall when I’m sat up to read! Merry Christmas to me! Note to everyone - don’t take small children when you are mattress shopping.
These are my rescue pups, See Davos the Dumb and Miss Brienne, doing what they do best: cuddling each other and getting fur on my laundry.
This is our sweet foster failure in our car for the first time. We only foster and adopt. Rescued is always my favourite breed.
7-year anniversary this month! She was a mange-ridden, scabbed up little street urchin when I fostered her. Of course we fell in love and I kept her.
My scruffy shelter rescue, with the “Mama, you’re ignoring me!!!” look on his face.
These are my babies. Buster (the one who looks like a Shepard puppy) is from a shelter, and I found Sophie (the little Yorkie looking one) on the freeway.
I’ve posted this one before (it’s now two years old, but I haven’t gotten my shit together enough to load new pics onto my computer...). Both girls are rescues. Both are tripods. Both are mutts. Both are the best dogs EVER. Rescues FTW!
You got it -your dog is gorgeous! This is my adopted best friend, saved from a kill shelter at the last minute. He is pure love.
When we got this girl, she had narrowly avoided being a euthanasia training dog (yes, that’s a thing). Now, she sleeps on the back of the couch like a kitty.
Here’s one of my two foster failures: he was with us for 10 days, we fell in love with him, then dutifully put him on the transport truck to another rescue. We cried for 12 hours straight and told them to bring him back. So after a round trip in a van, he hasn’t left our side since. That was a year ago yesterday. He’s…
This is my sweet rescue baby, Pesto, waiting for his dinner. LOVE OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU.
Thank you! Here she is sleeping on me - I think she has just the most beautiful black/white/pink little face in the world !
This is Turbo and Rico. Both rescues, my puffy boy is age 14 and deaf now. Rico is 1 and not normal, but we like him anyhow (just don't rearrange the order he lines his toys up in).
This is one of my three, he is currently very whiney because he broke his toe nail yesterday. I think his sock looks cute but he finds it annoying.