Can i just say, as someone who follows Deadspin extensively, but not Jezebel, both groups did a great job today. I have been popping onto both blogs and found each of them are hilarious. Thanks to everyone for making today entertaining. I hope you all had as much fun today as i did.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

Also - has Mama Jenner arrived? Can’t wait to see what Vegas hotel room bedspread she throws on!

Ko-dependency.

Kim and Kanye: She’s Ridic and he’s a Dick.

I applaud her attitude, but dear Lord, do I hate these specific “dances.” I just... I just don’t get them.

...Now get off my lawn.

@Evan Rachael Would.

You can take comfort in the fact that Megyn Kelly identifies as an Independent and who has voted for both Democrats and Republicans (per Megyn Kelly) (http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/f…). I bet that she is more liberal than her on screen persona shows, but that she understands her job and panders to her viewers. Not…

There’s going to be so many crying pissbabies in here, but fuck it.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

I live in DC and work not too far from the Hill. Every year I see this invading infestation of assholes for this march. What upsets me most are the children I see - ones who are clearly to young to have made up their minds on an issue, who are being used as political props. And then on a much more practical level,…

(sorry for changing my comment I just want to be my best self ok)

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

Why are you grey????

Chickens eat pests, and in the process are little rototillers while also providing their poo as fertilizer. Early agriculture?

I wish I could have little hens in my (non-existant) backyard! I wouldn’t eat them, only love them <3

especially when someone dresses up like a period.

Yes, but that’s not really the point. Her friend was killed because of her ex boyfriend's anger towards her decision to break off the relationship. This is a fear women face while dealing with controlling significant others. It is an unfortunately reality that we have to deal with.