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Hey guys I met THE ELK today ! I am a large and lengthy lady and here I am siting in between his antlers. He is even bigger irl this shit is crazy ! And yes I know I have dead eyes and my hair looks like clown hair today.

EGR posted that Madeleine was on assignment this week, so I’m sure it’ll be back soon!

RU-FI-OOOOOOO!!!

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

Today at the dog park some old guy said to my puppy, “You’re so ugly you’re almost cute.” Like, I get it that not everyone finds the same breeds to be cute, but come on. My baby is cute.

This is where i would hide when my kids were small. With wine.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Rescued a year ago! Don’t let his face fool you, he’s a monster. A terrible, lovable monster.

Houndy rescues are the best! Meet Boo:

Adopted 12.5 years ago. She hadn’t been trained AT ALL—didn’t know “sit” or her name, but was potty-trained on the first day as soon as I busted out the cheese.

This was my shelter pooch. She was the best xmas present that a girl could’ve got. We went to the shelter just to see the animals and my dad knew he wouldn’t be getting me out of there without this wonderful beast. She was the easy going-ist of pups for all her 14.5 years spent with my fam.

My rescue pups (Buster, on the right, was 24 hours away from being put down in a shelter when I adopted him, and I found Sophie on the freeway):

This is our pup from the shelter. He’s a bit insane and one of the most awesome dogs we’ve ever had.

SHELTER PUP APRECIATION THREAD-

Speaking of dogs wearing human clothes,

Because you should also get to see his handsome face....

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?