So last night we took the kids to the Halloween party at Disney World and my husband and I decide to dress up and get into the spirit. For a few hours I got to be a princess, here’s proof!

As promised, I am reporting back on my friends’ wedding, aka the first wedding I have ever been to, aka social anxiety hell, aka aaaah my ex-boyfriend will be there, aka aaaah my former best friend who hates me a bit will be there, aka aaaah how do I high heels.

It was fine. It was completely fine. Everyone who told…

Those folks can get preferential seating if they can first get a camel through the eye of a needle.

—I believe Jesus is a capitalist.—

It is nice when the creeps advertise, isn’t it? This way no woman has to waste one second of her time.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

No hymen, no diamond? No problem!

Excuse to posts a lovely wedding picture of my mother, about to celebrate their 50th anniversary next month? Accepted! Say hello to October of 1965.

As a general rule I’m not much of a princessy person but I’m making an exception for that dress

I LOVE MY Vintage (1920’s) ring, it is fabulous and this picture does not do it justice (but it also shows off how fabulous my bouquet was!).

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We went Emerald and found this estate piece from the ‘30’s.

Same. I took this series in Montreal over Labor Day when the sun was hitting it just right.

Beautiful! And yay ring pictures! I originally refrained from sharing my ring picture on social media because it seemed smarmy (to me) so now’s my chance! His grandma’s ring <3.

You work in a barn? May I suggest a horseshoe nail ring, AKA “Prairie Diamond”?

I didn’t want a diamond because of the price. Garnets are my gemstones and red is my favorite color. “I always tell people, my husband has very good taste. He chose it himself!” Please excuse the extreme close up.

I love my engagement ring; we picked it out together! He wanted diamonds for the sake of tradition but I’m frightened to wear so much money on my finger (I work in a barn) and wanted something elegant but sturdy. I don’t even want to shop for wedding bands, I love this ring so much!

I LOVE your ring! But I am also happy I’m finally ahead of a trend! Mine is an heirloom opal and diamond ring from his family that we had re-set in rose gold.

lmao poor Jan I can’t even get her name right