I have to say; I’m actually British, and I’m generally quite apathetic to football/soccer. But this argument that the sport’s boring simply because it often has low scores is one that’s never made sense to me. Say nothing else about the sport, it’s usually ninety-odd minutes of near-constant action and running around.…

And considering farting was less reported by participants who claimed their mental health and quality of life were GREAT, HONEST, I think the main conclusion we can make is that people who lie about farts to save face will lie about other stuff for the same reason 😆.

Cough, COVID. Cough, cough, cough... cough...

Yup. The results should say 81% remember farting in the past 24 hours. That’s why the number decreases with age (and memory).

Humans are just big, dumb compost machines, so yeah, gasses are created and expelled. 

people, all people, fart 11 to 14 times a day.  Average.

The average person farts at least 14 times a day...

Eighty-one percent said they had experienced flatulence in the past 24 hours

I think the most remarkable and surprising finding in our study is that almost all adults in the general population experience some daily gas-related symptoms.

Cough FBI Cough. Bret Kavanaugh rape allegations

Giuliani spent “virtually no time” investigating these allegations

“I’m not that into sports period”

I don't really watch any sports, but my American-born spouse likes American football and I'm still baffled at the pace years into marriage. The big sport here is hockey though, so most other things seem slow to me. Except maybe basketball. That seems pretty speedy.

How many hours of NFL do you have to watch before you get an hour of play? It’s six. Six hours of commercials and talking.

me, an intellectual: Mythic Quest

I mean, I can infer from context that it’s some sort of machine that makes kettle corn. Like I’m not a complete idiot.

Cancelled?? But there are so many questions left unanswered, like “Who thought this was a good idea?” and “What the fuck is AppleTV+?”

although he’s also apparently been offered roughly $84,000 for the number by a local politician

Classic Squid Game

loved seeing people be like ‘we might not get a second season of loki because of this!’ which is the kind of leap in logic an actual baby might make!