i’m stupid and gay and i didn’t ask for this!!! 

“Contempt for the audience” was my first impression when I saw the trailer for this. Which is weird, because Michael Schur doesn’t usually go that route with the shows he produces. This feels like something that would’ve aired for half a season on Spike TV and be forgotten, next to re-runs of Gary the Rat or some…

I’m not going to pretend that I’m above “twinks/lesbians/etc. be like” humor, both because I’m a basic bitch and because twinks/lesbians/etc. really do be like that at times. But what works in a bitchy tweet from Bowen Yang or whoever doesn’t work in a whole-ass animated series that’s asking for a time investment.

Shore Leave 1000% better representation than anything on this show.

Truly still thrown by the fact that so many people who have made so many shows I have enjoyed came together to make this thing I could not stand. 

I’d rather just re-watch She-Ra.

He was also a rapper who connected with white college kids in the early 2000s. From experience, a big chunk of the Kanye mythos among middle aged white people is nostalgia for getting high while shuffling “Late Registration” with “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots” on iTunes. 

PRO: Gene Simmons speaking common sense

There’s always the KISS Coffin for fans who don’t get vaxxed.

I-I-I-I

Ah yes, the old “freedom of choice” malarkey. Like there’s an army of doctors going round forcibly injecting people with vaccines, or anyone at all proposing that. What he means is “freedom from the consequences of your actions” by forcing venues to accommodate the infected.

The truth about Kanye is...he never really had anything interesting to say. Which...is fine, I just don’t get where this weird meme of “Kanye, philosopher genius” comes from. He’s a slightly below-average rapper, and a slightly above average producer (I think, aren’t there like a metric shit-ton of producers credited…

It’s now official: Gene Simmons is objectively better than Van Morrison.

Gene is pro-Gene-making-money which is hard to do if Gene’s dead

Gene is both stupid and is an asshole, but he’s pro-vaccine.

Having a test come back positive must be such an alien and novel experience for poor old Gene.

How am I finding myself agreeing with Gene fucking Simmons? What is this topsy turvy world?

I now live in a world where Gene fucking Simmons is more rational than the majority of my former High School classmates and friends, to say nothing of many members of my family...

Kanye West is not a well man.

Can’t say I listen to the dude, but on the radio I heard “27 tracks and guest appearances everywhere”, and my first thought was “oooooh noooo”.