Hes the worst part of Cats, right? Im struggling to remember if there was any other scene as tedious and revolting than his.

I know that your 2nd Amendment has caused a lot of harm in your country but I feel this is one of those times where you can make life’s metaphorical lemonade!

I don’t understand the massive Corden hate. True, I’ve never seen his talk show

well, that explains it. As the French say, he is “chiant”. Which idiomatically  means “tiresome” but literally means “he makes a person shit”.

Allegedly people who have had dealings with him in restaurants and bars in the UK aren’t slow in letting others know that he’s a full of himself piece of shit, to the point where other people he’s been out with felt the need to apologise for it.

Remember being around 10-12 and having a bunch of friends about your own age, and you’d all hang out together? And there was that one kid around age 7 who wanted to tag along even though he couldn’t keep up and ruined everything, but all the parents insisted that you had to let him? He’s that kid.

I would like to apply to unlearn the information I just gained.

He’s irritating. Also, apparently he once went to a WGA meeting to argue that writers at late night shows should get paid less, so fuck him.

I think Meyers is currently doing the best work out of the five network hosts. He’s generally the only one that can still elicit a chuckle from me. He’s hit his stride, for what it’s worth, by losing his studio audience. Colbert is a funny guy but he’s been neutered by inheriting Jay Leno’s throne.

“You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals...”

Corden may be a really nice guy. I cannot tell, but there is some part of his presentation that sets my teeth on edge. I can’t identify the exact quality that does it, but I switch the channel when Colbert is done to avoid Corden. 

I don’t understand the massive Corden hate.

I’ve heard lots of rumors that he’s an awful SOB behind the scenes.  Like, Ellen level.  So that’s why I hate him.  Not that he’s an aggressively mediocre hack, but that like Ellen he’s spun this myth that he’s a loveable, friendly every-man when he’s really a snobbish POS.

Extreme blandness can be it’s own kind of offensive.

. . . I hope you get banned for this.

He can’t keep getting away with this!!! He makes Jimmy Fallon seem funny. Oh god imagine the poor bastard who got stuck in traffic and was late to work for this!  Sorry boss, James Cordon in a stupid outfit blocked the road!

There, fixed it.

In the past, I’ve abhorred those scenes on the news of cars plowing into crowds of people. I might make an exception this one time.

Hot damn, so its a mash up of Now and Then (with Ricci as one of the adults this time!) with Alive/Lord of the Flies?! And Melanie Lynskey and Juliette Lewis are two of the other 3 grown up girls... Damn thanks for putting this on my radar.