you sons of bitches really want me to get  hulu huh

He only hosts the first two seasons. Then they have the team from Baroness Von Sketch Show. Last season they had two people I had never heard of before, Ann Pornell and Alan Shane Lewis. I don’t know what they are known for, but they were quite good hosts.

It’s funny, if you try to say “Ed Sheeran” out loud, all that comes out is white noise. Like his music. 

I mean, he’s not wrong. Slayer could release the exact same shoes to crickets. Hell, Ed Sheeran is apparently going to work with Cradle of Filth and nobody cares in the slightest.

The truth is even shadier than that. I work in the industry (not in porn, but in UGC tech and payment processing).

If I were a creator on that platform I would look for alternatives asap. 

yay, creepy old men republicans will be limp today as sex workers assert themselves more and more as actual human beings.

he almost had a dollar

Sure, but his parents are probably broke, too.

On the one hand: pay the guy something. That’s him there used to make millions who has had 30 years of his baby self reflected at him because his parents weren’t psychic about the use and proliferation of their son to where in 30 years odds were high he's had suuuuuper uncomfortable moments involving a sex partner…

I mean, guy’s probably entitled to a bit more scratch out of this than he’s made so far, but making a child pornography claim really seems like over-egging the pudding here.

It’s like the cover was foreshadowing his future.

Can’t comment on the validity of the suit and don’t care to. But I’d be pretty pissed if one of my naked baby photos from something stupid my parents did was being used on merch and passed around without any compensation coming my way

People like to scoff at the notion of rape culture, but here we have a predator who had an entire staff (including doctors) devoted to maintaining his sex slaves and making them available to him whenever he wanted.

Milk is a staple in lactose tolerant societies because it’s a cheap and easy way to stave off malnutrition. A diet of milk and potatoes can sustain anyone indefinitely (provided they can stomach it).

I don’t think this time. He’s old(er) and nowhere near as popular as he was in the 90's/early 2000's

Milk is for babies!

And he keeps getting away with it. And even after all of this, people continued to book him at shows and fests, etc. Ridiculous. Let’s hope this is the end of the line for this piece of garbage.