True that.

THat picture is legit terrifying (the second one obvs not ol’ Flukey). He looks like he’s in the Black Hole SUn video

Funny! For my family member everyone they know from that group is an exception...

“... what the President is doing to this country” not “... what the President is doing for this country”.

RIP Cleavon Little & Gene Wilder. Such a great movie & duo! Siiiiiigh.

In the end, JLaw got her revenge ;)

The best advice my mother ever gave me was to never marry a person with a shit family. Do you know what I’d be dealing with for the rest of my life? Or until every one of them/I dies? Their shit family. And you know what else happens as time progresses? EVERYTHING GETS WORSE. The parents get dementia. The sister gets…

“Who gave him wine?? HE CANT METABOLIZE ZE GRAPES!!”

“AAANH! AAAANH! Oh, it’s good to laugh.”

Jenna improvising dance moves that he calls out...brilliant!

Because context is always irrelevant!

The “Kenneth sees everyone as Muppets” gag got used two or three items, the best was when he sees puppet-Liz bouncing by Tracy’s dressing room, and when it cuts back to reality Tina Fey is actually walking really bouncy and letting her arms dangle/flap like a puppet.

And yet somewhere in the bowels of the RNC HQ (fig. 1), I guarantee Betsy DeVos is furiously writing a proposal to hire her dipshit brother’s mercenaries to stand at the end of the lunch lines, slapping trays out of the hands of 8-year olds and handing them bootstraps. Because we live in garbage times now.

The FUBAR quota in his head.

I respect her decision to look like David Coverdale.

Did she finally start annoying people? Can she be done now? I’m pretty happy we’re mostly done with Katy Perry.

My best friend’s ex was very active in a feminist organization but also had a side hobby: prostitutes. Some people think morality is like a savings account. It’s OK to make regular withdrawals as long as you’re making deposits.

I’m glad everyone is here to tell us that-

I think people who take their coffee with skim milk are the most mentally disturbed of all. That shit tastes like despair and starvation.