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omg, “pain tourist”

living monogram

How about this face?

- the pope

What the actual fucking shit is this, even? The Pope isn’t even sorted into the same House as whatever bullshit sect Kim Davis belongs to. She’s a fame-whore whose 15 minutes are really dragging out.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Isn't he elected, though? By a bunch of old queens with special smoke or something?

It needs a 2/3 majority vote of the Senate. The International Puppies are Cute treaty would have a hard time getting a 2/3 majority of the Senate.

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

10/10, would watch.

In the words of Lenny Bruce: “Boy, Vaughn Meader is fucked”.

I’m pretty sure that he’s an Australian sheepdog who saved a faerie godmother from certain death and when she asked him how she could repay him he said, “Make me a human man.”

You don’t need to feed your Jesus statue. He’s already..

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

More people don't follow their dreams because they can't afford to you twit.

here’s one for your meme libraries:

Mix up knives?

Frugal? What are this?

Thank you!

Side note, I want to work “uppercunt” into more conversations now because I've never heard that before & it's fun to say.