Look, I know it’s not the point, but with AAALLLLLLL the money, can’t that guy get a suit that fits?
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That Hydroluxe is only 24 bucks during a Prime event. I didn’t even have a problem with whatever I have in my shower... Gizmodo hates my bank account.
That Hydroluxe is only 24 bucks during a Prime event. I didn’t even have a problem with whatever I have in my…
My sore 36Cs are trying to bust out of my bra; my nose has become bionic, smelling toast burn from two blocks away.…
Not to excuse or downplay sexism in Tech or Finance, but these are the kinds of stories I really, REALLY would like to see more of in women’s spaces and for feminists to grapple with. I get that its hard being a woman making $100k a year in a job where a man makes $129k, and that it really sucks when some bros want to…
I am so tired of the “one true warrior waiting to pin your love to his banner in battle” thing. And you know who else was? Jane Austen.
I knew my husband was the one for me when he watched me tear into the hindquarters of the gazelle I’d just taken down with my bare hands. A tear came to his eyes as he dropped to his knees and whispered, “I admire you.” I flung some viscera his way to let him know that he was free to snack and we’ve been together ever…
Anyway, the idea of a cowboy and an actual cowboy are usually two very different things. Kind of like a firefighter. Your average real cowboy is 5 foot 6 with a lip that’s permanently shaped around a plug of Copenhagen, and who’s likely to ask you if you've found Jesus yet.
I had to get up at 5:30 though school started at 8am. It was just so far away.
Serge Gainsbourg is the king of fuck music.
I hate diet sodas. I have never understood the obsession with diet coke, which to me tastes like someone tortured a real coke by killing all of its family members in front of it and it just cried out all of its goodness. It tastes like sad to me. THAT SAID, people who get preachy about food and your chosen variety of…
That is unfair to sweaty buttholes. Mexican Coke for life!
I love Coco and Andy. But I have this strange feeling that Andy Richter is one dark motherfucker. Like some Apocalypse Now insanity.
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I’m glad there’s a name for what I feel when I listen to Judee Sill.
To each her own, I guess. That was my point. Personally, I do not understand how someone could eat, sleep, or fuck in temperatures of 82-84 without pausing to occasionally throw up.
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In early June, Chen started a new Instagram account devoted to “photogenic walls”
No offense Lee Daniels, I love your show but Empire is to our generation, what Dynasty is to our parent’s. Sure you might have more sensical story lines and less wedding massacres but still, you’re a nighttime soap opera. Deal.
I absolutely hate the worship of soldiers in this country. Yes, you can be grateful towards the soldiers but I hate that if you dare to criticize the military even a little bit, people will tear you apart. It’s ridiculous. And these are often the same people who hate “political correctness”. That said, this award is…
This is all I see when I look at the new Ghostbusters pictures and I feel fine :D