The FUBAR quota in his head.

I respect her decision to look like David Coverdale.

Did she finally start annoying people? Can she be done now? I’m pretty happy we’re mostly done with Katy Perry.

My best friend’s ex was very active in a feminist organization but also had a side hobby: prostitutes. Some people think morality is like a savings account. It’s OK to make regular withdrawals as long as you’re making deposits.

Here’s the thing: I am not responsible, nor is any person of good conscience, responsible for the financial liabilities of The Blackstone Group. They bought this pig-in-a-poke on the open market, freely and for profit. They can pay to clean up their mess. If they want to retroactively sue Anheuser-Busch to try to…

It’s unfair, isn’t it? I said this upthread but the man is overweight, has a poor diet and doesn’t seem to take care of himself at all. How is he still alive? Why do evil people live so long?

He’s not marrying me so I don’t see what I should be excited about.

If I’m living longer the last thing I’ll want to do is live longer alongside vegans

That Separation of Church and State thing is really working as intended, ain’t it? :/

I’m getting full body carpal tunnel from the constant cringe brought on by Trump’s dementia driven word vomit. At the end of every post featuring dipshit Don, can we get a throwback magical quote from the magnificent former President Obama? Even his coffee orders would be more erudite.

Please understand that when I write this, it is not a reflection on you or your honesty so much as I just can’t take any more idiocracy:

Don’t eyebrow shame sexy Rexy... Us catipillier brow bros gotta stick together amirite? Unless he’s a treasonous snake then we can brow beat him... Pluck you trump

The sheer level of commitment it takes to do this kind of full time, 24-7 Personality is astounding. I mean, never mind how much money it costs to maintain, just never, ever being able to go out and run an errand or eat a taco without being Angelyn?? Ever?

Odd! I grew up in a way small town in WV and I’ve heard of her.

The fuck is that? C-SPAN?

:scribbles this down, puts in wallet for self-esteem emergencies:

The Vatican can afford it, thanks to all the tithes they get from places without running water.

That town was also the basis for Northern Exposure, a show that doesn’t get nearly the credit it deserves

Yay! Stuff I Remember: The Movie!