He moved on him like a bitch.

Alex Kingston did a better Indiana Jones as River Song

Not only this: the whole thing is that she’s done nude scenes. They didn’t find a cache of sexy selfies; she was nude for work. They are literally shaming her for doing her goddamn job.

When male actors go nude for a role, they’re “daring” or “brave” or “honest.” When female actors do the same, it’s often billed at the time as a necessary cost of building a resume that will later be used as a stick to beat you with.

Can you please explain to us women which part of Doctor Who has designated that it should be a male doctor? They’re not recasting Napoleon as a woman, they’re recasting a fake character in a pretend TV show. Get a grip. There already is a male fucking everything.

I already hate this kid.

Plus, who doesn’t want good vision, given the alternative.

You ARE a big deal, Randy’s local royalty! He’s never been there the times I’ve gone, just loud classical music piped in.

I promise you won’t regret it.

I don’t know how much these dresses cost, but a few hundred bucks is a lot of money to literally millions of Americans.

I’m guessing you’re a man?

This stuff is the equivalent of gluten free bread; it tastes of sawdust and tears.

Halo Top is... fine. It tastes fine. Not amazing, not like ice cream, but not bad. It’s not anywhere close to as good as regular ice cream like Ben and Jerry’s though. Just buy that and practice portion control you filthy animals. Or eat the whole pint and be happy, who really gives a fuck.

It’s so saccharine.. It gives you ear diabete.

As long as I live I will regret growing up around people who made me understand that this was the day he won it all.

We used to have it all, rolling in the deep...

Without killing anyone, how do I do my job terribly enough that people will pay me 50,000 to leave?

Here’s a young Steve Bannon looking like the bully of an 80's teen movie. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I’m so sorry.

I’m just going to vent here. If you’re offended, idgaf.