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The reboot of One Day at a Time was quite good, btw. Full of Lear’s working-class sensibilities, nice nods to the original series, and the new cast is phenomenal.  

People playing at being poor makes me crazy. It’s why I detest On The Road so much. If I wanted to listen to a bunch of middle-class white dudes wax poetic about issues that don’t effect them I would join the Republican party.

I mean, I can see a dress code because I hate people who show up in shorts and giant white sneakers to friggin’ WEDDINGS. But that’s a far cry from “You will wear the Leia slave costume complete with that freaky little laughing alien.”

“Is your mother still living?”

HELP I’M TURNING INTO RADLEY SKEOTCH

Never been seen in the same room, just for the record.

It will take divine intervention to get him through his Daddy’s full term as President without him stealing a black Secret Service SUV and driving it into a Denny’s at 3 am.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR FUCKING EVER. ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME.

He is funny in movies. Not so much in real life.

Put Liam in a locked room on his own, and it’s only a matter of time before he beats himself up!

I read a strange news story the other day that claims Trump and a non-profit charity basically used victimized families of immigration related crime to raise money it never used to help them. The charity founder even told them to ‘start a GoFundMe’ if they wanted help while using their presence at Trump-related

Imagine you have so few actual problems in your life that you can find the energy to get outraged by this of all things.

Counterpoint: the boycott could be a good thing.

Say what you will about the mustache. Between this and Dunkirk, I’m just happy that Kenneth Branagh has apparently decided to be an actor again.

Queen Elizabeth II is a classy broad. If she were to eat popsicles, she’d eat cherry-flavored ones on a porch in rural Scotland. And keep the champagne for later. And not Tweet about either one.

Slenderman for Jared or GTFO.

Whenever I see a picture of Kushner, I always think of this line from Jaws:

I’ve been watching Preacher recently, so I feel this is relevant