Apparently at the Alamo Drafthouse they run this before showings of Alien.

Looks like furniture art from Beetlejuice.

Someone made a mistake, it was corrected and now we get to hear about it for months.

Faye Dunaway: And the winner is...

We grew up poor and these were the best. I now call them hood porterhouse.

“Legitimately Baffling Turns At Any Second” is such a great pull quote to describe her comedy, I may steal it for future use.

I love both you and your mom.

Did she do her Old McDonald/ pterodactyl joke by any chance? It’s impossible to translate via text, but it’s one my favorite dumb jokes of all time.

That’s awesome. Those clogs looked super comfortable! (I hope you bought them from Checklist, I mean Target ;))

For those who may not know, Hameed Darweesh was the Iraqi interpreter who landed at JFK airport. Both Afghans & Iraqis who work with the US in any capacity are a favorite target for insurgents (as are their families). In Hameed’s case, he fled Baghdad to Kirkuk after two of his colleagues died. When several men showed…

So much rage over this - my spouse and I are not citizens of the same country. If we wanted to be in it long-term, we didn’t really have a choice, feminism be damned.

Or, rather, I see it as saying exactly what you want, as an individual woman, to say about your own damn freely chosen and thought out politics!

That statement made my fur stand up. It’s ridiculous, oversimplistic, and smacks of judging an institution strictly from the outside.

Seriously. It’s insane. I got married. I wore a white dress and a veil in a Catholic ceremony, and I took my husband’s last name. I also had both of my parents walk me down the aisle, chose only readings that didn’t reference gender, and still rock my maiden name Ruth Bader Ginsburg/Hillary Rodham Clinton style. I…

You just live your life. Don’t listen to this horrid self-hating self-contradicting bitch. Feminism is about equality and choice. The very act of making choices about your marriage is feminist, and makes marriage a more feminist institution. No one’s forcing you into it. No one’s forcing you to do it a certain way.…

You know what? For twenty odd years my dad had been imagining walking his little girl down the aisle and flipping the veil back. I didn’t really want to wear a veil, but when my dad told me that he wanted to do that, fuck, I got a veil. Was it feminist? I dunno, probably not. Was it kind? Yes. Anyone who wants to give…

You make a good point and of course you are a feminist. The problem is that sometimes destroying everything isn’t really the best answer for everyone in every situation. I think you could find a few million Mandarin Chinese who will tell you that subverting from within is a powerful form of keeping your culture and…

It must be nice to be the only person doing feminism right.

That is the best thing I have read in a long time. Mark Sanford is absolutely terrible and the more he gets heckled, the better.

That’s the kind of Nazi I can get behind.