This was Jerry O’Connell’s best moment.

If you prime the pump just right, all it takes is shooting one Archduke to set civilization on fire.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

As a former veterinary nurse and biologist, I appreciate your vigilance. But it’s a false equivalency. Going to Seaworld is opinional. Eating is not. And though I was a vegetarian for 20 years, eating food loaded with nutrients like iron and arachnodonic acid is not a crime. The onus of humane farming should be on…

The following is absolutely not a criticism in any shape, manner, or form. I am more guilty of the following hypocrisy than most. It just genuinely fascinates me how we deal with this sort of stuff.

Haha. Fat chance. That dude is way too brown.

One of the nice things about getting old is you reach a point where it hits you that snark isn’t edgy and cool, it’s just being an asshole.

Stop, I can only get so erect.

I’ll give you a topic: The Partridge Family were neither partridges nor a family. Discuss.

Battle armoured polar bear berserkers or we riot.

Christie Brinkley? I think you’re confusing her with Gayle Gergich

Same. I read that and my eyeballs scrolled back and I almost had a heart attack FOR those people. JFC.

Yeah, I’m with you. We did a lunch reception buffet-style because dinner was so much more expensive. Also, cash bar.

This is clearly just stealth buzz marketing for The Handmaid’s Tale series coming in April.

Just want to reiterate that there are so few people who can provide this critical medical service later in pregnancy... and one of them is Dr. Hern of Boulder, CO. He needs to update the security of his clinic... as you can imagine, he’s quite the target of anti-choice groups. If you can donate:

Yeah at least Trudeau can go back to Canada.

Of course they are proud of the only thing they are tolerant of.

Former vet nurse and cat behaviorist here.