Knope!
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I mean, Leslie Knope is pretty much their spirit animal, right?
For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.
I also don’t like the narrative that if a woman isn’t smiling all the time, she must be unhappy/bitchy/whatever. Weren’t we just defending Hillary from this nonsense?
Shafted, you want to talk about shafted: Surya Bonaly was the one who got shafted.
He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.
As a Brit, I watched the speech open-mouthed, aghast. And wondered why he talks as if he’s been recorded and played back on a slightly stretched C90.
Are you telling me this woman can afford a Gucci coat that costs as much as a used car, but her hat was sold at Kohl’s? That’s fun.
Get. Her. Name. Out. Of. Your. Mouth. And. Off. Your. Fingertips. (Not you, Brendan. The slimy rat fuck)
It’s not the death I desire, it’s a choice of life that i want.
I can’t wear cloches. They make me look like a pinhead. I’ve got the type of face that needs big cartwheel hats like I’m a Gibson girl advertising Coke while strolling through a meadow.
I know it’s Gucci, but it looks like a Burger King uniform for the bicentennial.
I was talking to a woman on a dating site, and I mentioned I have a cat who doesn’t live with me. She asked me, “what’s the purpose of a cat that doesn’t live with you?” I replied that he doesn’t require a purpose in addition to being a living being experiencing the universe. Didn’t talk to her again.
Me too!
Me three!
Don’t feel too bad about this- I’m fairly certain you’re not the only person who doesn’t blink at movie child deaths, but DON’T KILL THE DOG! I identify as well, and I honestly don’t think I’m a sociopath, though maybe that’s what a sociopath would say.
Congratulations!!!
Yeah, hard fucking pass.
When White God came out I thought it was going to be a whimsical romp - like a surreal sort of film where a pack of dogs take over a city, you know, it has some weighty drama but with fantastic elements. I guess I was basically expecting a dog La La Land?