Fuck all y’all and your stupid authoritarian jingoistic bullshit.

Okay, so I know I’m home alone drinking small quantities of wine, but the Alec Baldwin impression of Trump as a bit of salve for the wearly liberal inside of me. But, the fountain of youth had to be Kate McKinnon in Christmas Miracle - it was as good as the Abducted by Aliens one. She is just absolutely hilarious, and…

We know how this ends, right?

This is going to be the worst season of ‘The West Wing’ ever.

She looks lovely as she is a very pretty girl but I’m having flashbacks to the awful, flat ironed/dead ends hairstyles of the early 00's here. Everyone looked like they were wearing old brooms on their heads.

I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

You’re going to need a good stain remover for that tapestry

Hemingway’s best short story was also his most succinct. It was one sentence long:

I know. Believe me, I know. I’m no apologist. The system screwed us.

I’m good, thanks. I refuse to watch the media try to normalize that misogynistic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic and racist asshole.  

I like the dancing, but the narration reminds me a bit too much of the times I’ve spend with smug art students who like to get high and explain how gifted and special they are. I definitely have entered the eyerolling, “okay, kids” part of adulthood, “get off my lawn” is clearly not far off.

Let’s all trust FKA Twigs and buy Nike crap, made by exploited workers in other countries, and for shit pay! Yaaaaaaaaay, consumerism!

*Eyeroll*

This ad is so pretentious. You knew you were special? Vibrating at frequencies? Woman, I used to like you. Now you’re just a sellout. Fuck right off, with this nonsense.

So I’m like a million fucking years old and I understand that this has become my get off my lawn moment but I really do miss a time when selling out was a bad thing.

Heh, after an entire year of trying to be sycophantic, all those reporters are going after a listicle maker for actually doing something they didn’t, their job.

I cannot believe I live in a world where the incoming Administration makes W look quaint and Cheney only slightly evil.

Despots tend to have an allergic reaction to having to be held accountable to a free press.

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.

Eternal gif is eternal:

If you’re fucking a man who owns that shirt, you are part of the problem and I almost feel sorry for you due to how much you hate yourself.