Seriously. I feel like my romantic life has always been me on an island where I could see all the awesome shit happening on the mainland, but fuck if I could actually get over there.

That's what I can never understand about poly relationship - HOW DO YOU FIND ALL THESE PEOPLE? I was single all through high school, college, and graduate school. No one wanted to date me, no matter what I did/wore/looked like/etc. I, somehow, met a guy and got married (well past the age when normal people get…

Yes, I fucking hate that. I couldn't think of anything worse than being with more than one man. I certainly wouldn't accept my husband being with another woman. Nope. I'm not less evolved, enlightened or anything because I like monogamy.

This. Not to mention the fact that anthropologists and evolutionary psychologists aren't necessarily all in sync with the "we evolved to be polyamorous" theory. There are a few different schools of thought that say a few different things.

Transphobia is an everywhere thing, HedonismBOT. So is homophobia. Don't kid yourself. It ain't Tim fucking Hortons using a trans teen spokesperson.

eh, just Buhbreeze it

And when Kimmy was playing the role of Cyndee's boyfriend, who was frustrated that she didn't want to make out.

Titus's back and forth shimmy dance to Purple People Eater made that moment for me.

The first one. Also, playing Marsha and Chris as fuckups: genius.

"And you know what I find helps soften bad news? A British accent. The dolphin died on the sidewalk."

"If God wanted women to talk he wouldn't have made their mouths look like their privates!"

My Mom - who I swear is a smart person - once had a long conversation at the pumpkin patch one Halloween where she kept on asking the guy working there, "How much are the $6 pumpkins?" They both kept getting more and more frustrated.

Hey, you're stealing my bit!

I was 95 percent sure my last boyfriend was real. Unfortunately, I was right.

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Yeah, I think this is making some of us feel the opposite of what we're "supposed" to feel. Gonna hold my own hand right now …

RE: Joyce Carol Oates. I hate this kind of bullshit 7th grade equation.

I love Hawking, but I've heard such shit about that story of everything movie, and it sounds like really well founded criticism, too. I hate when people take a person's story and morph it into a cookie cutter series of oversimplified tropes for the accolades those tropes will receive rather than telling the story…

Except Eddie Redmayne... that's a joke