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Her Twitter is hot gibberish.

$130,000.

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Try to watch this and not cry your eyes out. Go on, I dare you.

Love love LOVED this as a kid. I tried my best to grow up to be Ann Magnuson. I only partially succeeded.

Anyone who puts spelt in a cake can GTFO.

One of the few high school people I’m still FB friends with just posted his. WTF.

The 2% retinol and azaleic acid have done wonders. I don’t really need face makeup anymore.

Picture it, 1988, and I can’t stop listening to Robyn Hitchcock’s Globe of Frogs and a bargain bin cassette of The Velvet Underground & Nico. Everyone else is listening to New Kids on the Block. I have no friends.

It’s already here. Just get yourself some cats.

My father was much the same, he really shouldn’t have been a parent. I loved him but didn’t necessarily like him when I was growing up.

I’m an old who thinks, hey maybe it’s good that we’re all more sensitive now. But this? Just...what...stop. Just stop.

Why they ever dumped Cecily Strong from Update is beyond me.

DO IT. My mother wouldn’t let me pull a Kristin McMenamy in high school. I still keep meaning to do it 30 years later.

That sounds amazing. What other writers/places did you visit? (I’ve always had a thing for The Mill on the Floss).

I remember reading about this 25 years ago. As you can tell from my user name I’m a bit of a Brontë fan. I’m hoping to finally visit Haworth in the next few years.

Will we finally get to see Tofutti Klein?

Persians are prone to polycystic kidney disease. Poor thing sounds like it never had a chance.

Season 2 of The Crown premiered yesterday?

*virtual hugs*