My father died 10 days ago, two weeks after my wedding, which he FaceTime’d in to from his hospital bed. Work continues to be a constant kick in the teeth, and Trump...yeah I’m done here.

I draw the line there. I have a phobia of wormy things.

I can’t tell you how many times a day my husband and I break out with “And I’m Eric!” and then laugh and cry a little bit.

Yeah, I’ve moved on from pimples to ear wax removal. So satisfying! I find the fascinating too, because my father (RIP) had really hard ear wax and used to dig it out with the round end of a bobby pin. I don’t know how he never punctured his ear drum.

Ear wax extraction vides are where it’s at.

A Christmas Duel by Cyndi Lauper and the Hives. It’s awesome.

Which makes me wonder if Weinstein had something to do with her dry spell. She was very tied up with the Miramax crew.

Oh no, I realize the movie was based on these conspiracy theories but he seriously believes it. Either that or he’s the straightest of straight men. My friend assures me he’s all in.

The funny thing is they did make it into a movie a few years ago, but people really do believe this.

I have a friend who’s stepfather believes in Moon Nazis. As in, The Third Reich never fell because they somehow managed to send a rocket to the dark side of the moon where they have been lying in wait, raising an army at their secret Moon Nazi Base. You can’t counter with “Well didn’t the astronauts see them during…

The only thing more cringe inducing is the British version. I watched it through my hands for 90% of it.

I find Christmas music to be very calming. Though my tastes skew towards old school 50's 60's Sinatra, Como, Williams, etc.

I love Christmas so they could put it up in July for all I care.

Completely OT, but Tofutti Klein? That’s a deep late 80's rom com reference and I love you for it.

They have the sweetest faces, but have tendencies towards heart murmurs and knee problems - which puppy mill breeding isn’t helping.

My mother was gabbing about her rescue Cavaliers in the grocery store one day (as is her wont) and how almost all of them came from Amish puppy mills and some old lady told her to shut her mouth because the Amish were good simple folk with kind hearts who would never do such a thing.

I’ve been saying this been since the beginning of his campaign - when he speaks his mouth looks like a puckered asshole.

Haha I remember Zadora but Lenska was a wee bit before my time.

I don’t know about assault, but he got her on the cover of Vanity Fair when no one knew who the hell she was, so obviously she got it in exchange for the sex instead of her own merits. /s

THANK YOU. It’s the same reason I’ve never watched reality tv - I already grew up watching two people scream at each other.