I work a civil service job in NYS and he is loathed. But the alternative, on his first go-round at least, was Carl fucking Paladino.

Def George V. We considered having our engagement photo being us in full George V/May of Teck resting bitch face regalia but it was too much time/money.

I often remark on my fiance’s resemblance to George V, so I’m with you on the heartthrob thing.

I thought so too! When he turned around and took off the hood I though, man, whoever doesn’t think Hamill hasn’t aged well can suck it.

I love Mark Hamill, but let’s not post too many videos of him and call to much attention. 2017 is fresh out of the gate and probably wants to make an impression.

I still think he set up that kid too, after the election. Some bs weed charges.

I’d buy an island to sit out the apocalypse. Preferably Johnny Depp’s. He might be selling.

I mean, why did people vote for Trump despite tons of evidence that he was a lying hypocritical sexist egotistical bigot?

You’re right of course, it just seems to be Trump’s election writ small. You know what he was and still elected him. Twice!

This is true.

We weren’t surprised. And then my city elected him to the school board. Twice.

Rhythm method LOL. I’ll be nearly 44 when I get married and have never wanted kids. I’m also a master of the eye roll. Thank god it’s online because I’d probably get my fiance excommunicated.

Great username btw

We (him) are doing online pre-Cana because NOPE. Did I mention it’s more expensive to do it online?

I feel like it won’t be someone old who goes next, but someone terribly young who bites it accidentally, like Anton Yelchin.

It is the only argument we’ve had. On one hand, the church is gorgeous and on the local historic registry. It’s the kind of grand venue I’d always pictured for my wedding. On the other hand, it’s the Church’s way or the highway, meaning NONE of the music or readings I always wanted, which twists the knife because I…

My love for that song knows no bounds. Thanks for reminding me to add it to the wedding playlist.

Ugh, this. I’m an atheist and my fiance is an ex-seminarian. He wants to get married in a church but it has to be at an awkward time like 3:30 due to the mass schedule. It leaves a gap between the ceremony and reception but not a super long one, thankfully. I’m still trying to get him to see the value of just…