I want to do this now and I’m early enough in the planning stages to do it.

Thanks! It’s weird planning a wedding while hoping your president elect won’t blow up the world by your wedding date.

I dug out the Darth Vader case and took her to work with me tonight.

My father had a heart attack on New Year’s Day (he’s okay-ish now) and everyone told me to not see it as a bad omen for 2016. Ten days later Bowie was gone, then Rickman, and the hits just kept on coming. Bowie, Prince and now Fisher, who’s portrayal of a god damn fictional character shaped my childhood, are gone,…

Assuming she was about to be executed, Princess Leia faced Tarkin with nothing but scorn and sarcasm.

If you’re of a certain age, it will never stop hurting.

It might be hard for the youngs to understand but he was mega huge, all over tv and radio. The “I Want Tour Sex” controversy was massive. And he was so incredibly handsome. And then he turned his back on it, wouldn’t appear in his videos. But he continued to put out great stuff. This is just so unexpected and awful.

I thought I’d reached all my breaking points this year. Please not this one. Please.

He’s an embarrassment to our city. Every time he opens his pie hole it makes the national news.

Every week I see 10 posts on various sites to the tune of “How will This Is Us make you cry this week?”. No thanks, reality is making me cry enough.

Don’t worry, President Lisa Simpson has pledged to refill the oceans.

I’ve said the same thing. He’ll step down before 2 years out, pulling a Palin. The reason? Well, ya know, this is hard.

I commented before I saw this but that still makes me so upset. Fuck you Denmark.

Remember when that zoo in Denmark put down a healthy giraffe, dissected him in front of schoolchildren and fed him to the lions because he was “surplus”?

Yes, and the need to keep Steve Bannon as the Grim Reaper. Do not normalize that shit.

I love how he throws his arms open in that COME AT ME BRO style.

Welp, those kids stayed in the Church. Holmes bailed with Suri and never looked back.

When Obama ran the first time Bill Maher (granted not the best source but I thought this was pretty spot on) said something like, look if you have to blacktop driveways for a living for your brother-in-law’s shitty side business while Obama decided to go to law school, that’s not Obama’s fault.

Starred for the use of “fucktwats”

They had the assistant chaplain for Baylor’s football team on the show.