You sure you’re not dating my ex? Because I could have written this about 7 years ago.

Invoking Evans in comparison to Trump is an insult to Evans. Evans as President would be awesome, if not even more burnt umber.

*Came here to see if there was hate for skinny jeans, which you will rip from my cold dead legs, sees most posts are in sympathy for awful ending of sad disappearance*

A+++++ use of Young Ones reference. Can we be friends?

Her fetishization of suffering is horrifying. It made me think of a new game called “Who Said It? Mother Theresa or Pinhead?”

I'm a toll collector, so it's three days of people driving somewhere to do something fun, or coming back from doing something fun.

Stopped in Mojave on the way to Yosemite in June...all I could think was, all those little trailers you see wayyyyyyy off the highway...meth, right?

The fact that I’m not working today is just a happy accident. FML.

I was never a huge fan, but I stopped watching after the Christmas special where he proposed. I’d like to think that was their happy ending.

Saturday: Work

Honestly, the kids were great but secondary to Hop. Season 2 request: All Hop, all the time.

Tad OT but those “If Google Were a Guy” videos are hilarious.

That sounds amazing, I’m a sucker for orange/vanilla anything.

I used to do this when I was a kid. Now I’m off to buy some frozen concentrate...

Me too!

Aw man, Bobby Bottleservice.

Just discovered Beauty Bakerie’s Lip Whips due to a comment on a different article. I don’t usually go for the long wearing stuff but this stuff is amazing and truly does not come off. The red, Mon Cheri, is life.

Just discovered Beauty Bakerie’s Lip Whips due to a comment on a different article. I don’t usually go for the long…

I think she should be as huge as Beyonce, and have never understood why she isn’t.

Ha! I came here to say the same thing. Is it even on anywhere? I don’t have cable.