Or when your husband retires and you realize that he likes to watch Turner Classic Movies all day at top volume (lookin’ at you Mom).

I recently discovered them. Their Matte X lippies are amazing and they make the brow pencil I will probably be using for the rest of my life. However, their exploding popularity isn’t being handled that well I think. My first order shipped pretty quickly, the second took 10 days to go out, and when they have a sale…

It’s like Christmas and my birthday and New Year’s Eve and the day I got engaged and the day Obama was elected all rolled into one. LOVING IT.

True. I really wanted to see it opening weekend to add to the numbers but had to work, and my next few days off I have family coming in from out of town. So it may be another week at least.

I feel the same way about the whole “woman as chattel” thing but my Dad would be crushed if he didn’t walk me down the aisle or have a dance. He’s almost died three times and is thrilled he’s lived to see me finally get married (I’ll be 43 and I’m an only child).

I just got engaged on Thursday night. Sometimes I’d day dream about my wedding but never thought it would happen. You hit 35 or 36 and it became this theoretical “probably not” thing. But here we are.

Yeah, my Mom just always says “Well their family must have money”

I mean, my ancestors were stout Polish women who probably used to dig potatoes out of the frozen earth with their bare hands, while I can barely raise the energy to watch Netflix so...no thanks?

I came here to say something similar...do these people have actual jobs? If they don’t, how can they afford the $700 ticket? If someone can tell me the secret please let me know because I’m lazy af.

Yeah, I haven't had a spare moment to be alone with the new record, it seems like the kind of thing that needs to be savored.

She’s an acquired taste to be sure, but then again so are most of the people on this list. I saw her live last year and it takes quite a bit of stamina to sing and play a harp.

Ugh I missed it! Apologies!

No Bat for Lashes? I feel like she, along with Newsom and strangely enough, Lorde, is one of the strongest contenders for the throne.

Honestly, at this point Chris Evans dating Jenny Slate makes him Challenger Deep next to Hiddleston.

I showed this to my friend earlier and she said, “He’s dead to me. We were wrong about him. And I hate that we were wrong about him”.

Ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party because a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY.

You mean Britain isn’t full of Sherlock style geniuses? According to Doctor Who, is this a fixed point in time, or can it be changed?

A tad OT, but when this election is over will you run a list of all your nicknames for Trump? Even if it’s the last thing you do before he puts you in a gulag?

Is there a support group I can join? “People Who Don’t Get Hamilton”? It’s not like I haven’t tried, and this thing seems custom built for me as something I would like.