While working at Borders in the mid 90s I overheard someone ask for pictures of dinosaurs. “Not paintings, pictures".

I would just like to say thank you to Del Toro for setting the first bits of this movie in my hometown in recognition of the powerhouse Buffalo used to be. No one in the city knew about this until a few days ago. You should have filmed here Guillermo! (and brought Hiddleston with you).

THANK YOU. I work a semi outdoor job and in the winter it can be hell on my lips. I don’t like the waxy sticks. The only one that isn’t waxy is Fresh Sugar lip balm but it’s not cheap. I commented up thread that I use Neosporin Overnight Lip Therapy before bed and then something lighter under my lipstick during the…

Yes anything with menthol, camphor, peppermint...it’s sad because a lot of lip gloss sticks and crayons have some kind of mint in them and you don’t know until you open them. Dries my lips right out.

You’re right of course. The above poster referred to it as “raw”.

I grew up eating it so I don’t understand the horror. I LOVE Spam. I’m not even from Hawaii. I’ve even eaten it raw!

I’m a toll collector. Last week I had to explain what an exit is. I’ve been at this long enough to know when someone is fucking with me. This person was not fucking with me. This is why I always vote.

I really wish I could find the clip, but there was an episode of 30 Rock where Liz thought her new neighbor was a terrorist because he was acting suspiciously. Turns out he was making an audition video for The Amazing Race. The government tortured him and basically turned him into...a terrorist. It was funny then.

I get that, but 3 months? Just seems overly long.

In recess until January? Does no one in Kentucky government want to work?

They certainly share the same sour, killjoy look on their face.

I’m exactly the same! it’s like they took my Mom’s big round top half and screwed it on to my Dad’s wiry athletic bottom half. I’m fat but can wear skinny jeans like a BOSS.

This comes to mind...

I live in the city he was murdered in, and quite frankly it was all downhill from there. I’m all for forgetting him.

Totally. I’ve had people start going off on me before I can even make eye contact and say hello. And I mean GO OFF.

Payment made in rolls of change that are mostly buttons. Or metal slugs. Buttons and metal slugs aren’t free, nor is the time you’re never going to get back rolling them, cackling al the while “I’LL SHOW THEM!”.

I remember everyone was up in arms when Betty Draper gave birth on Mad Men while hallucinating, but all I could think was WHY DON’T WE STILL GET TO DO THIS?!?!?!? Maybe give us the option? ‘Cuz options are good?

An hour before this article posted, I left a comment on my Facebook wall about the plethora of FB friends who post shit like “I want to date a cowboy!” Honey, you won’t be daing a cowboy for the same reason I won’t be dating a Tom Hiddleston type - our Rust Belt city is known neither for its cattle ranches or Royal…

Completely, utterly off topic, but “Adventures in Bitterland” sounds like a good title for my autobiography.