7:30, first bus pickup (6:35-ish), lifelong night owl who can not fall asleep before 2 am. Once I got to college I never signed up for a class before noon.

The worst is prank phone calls. I could not ever watch Crank Yankers.

Me too. I don’t suffer from migraines whatever happens to my head 30 seconds after accidentally taking a sip of Diet anything comes close.

Jesus, for a second I thought you meant this Joe Jackson.

Thank you. I am not a vegetarian but my best friend does this...vegetarian, “but I eat fish”. This is the least of her food issues though (she won’t eat eggs because they’re “gross”, but happily and drunkenly dipped a bunch of sweet potato fries into industrial grade mayo, all the while exclaiming “It’s aioli!”)

OK I’M CRYING.

I used to listen to him on the long drive to work in the morning because at that hour music was a bit much and he played so little of it. I dig that louche accent.

I am of the short hair is sex af opinion probably because I have stringy fine hair that does nothing the second it gets past my shoulders. I want her secret. She washes it in the blood of virgin dairy maids, doesn’t she?

I just discovered this yesterday - I got a Brad’s Deals email and bought a year’s worth of shavers for $25. Used to subscribe to Dollar Shave Club, I had no idea this is where their razors came from.

People tend to assume that my only status made me a spoiled brat, that I was some kind of Veruca Salt wannabe that was handed a brand new car for her 16th birthday. On the contrary, I was an only child because my parents made the wise decision to not have to try and afford another mouth to feed. I was spoiled to the…

OMG Blandings. Love it. Tell me, does Freddie crash his horse every time he appears in Poldark?

Besser was always my favorite of the gentlemen of UCB. This was the free Asssscat show in L.A., which they do on Sunday nights. If you’re in NY, they also do them at the Chelsea theatre on Sundays.

They do, was there last month. Matt Besser and Ian were there, and that girl who played the corrections officer on OITNB.

Oh I can make coffee, I just prefer to use it as flavoring.

I call it coffee flavored sugar milk. No shame.

And the other is what’s her face’s husband from Transparent. I loved him in that.

Ten minutes ago that bullshit “THE BABY FROM TWILIGHT IS ALL GROWN UP AND YOU’RE A HAG WHO WAS AND WILL NEVER BE THIS STUNNING” thing came up on my FB wall, so this is just...gold.

I’m the same. I’m also terrified of heights which doesn’t help. The fear really amped up after 9/11. I’ll be going on my first flight in 7 years next month and I’m thinking of trying to talk a Xanax off a friend of mine.

I watched that movie Madonna made about Wallis Simpson because he was in it. So I empathize.

Ha ha! I wrote this before that posted, I'm impressed to say the least.