I love the Urban Decay primer but am generally too broke to buy it. I picked up the elf primer at Target for a buck and I swear it's the same stuff. I feel like I won the lottery.

Mine is short, burly, hairy and bearded. I usually go for the Hiddlestons, the Cumberbatches...But let me tell you something...I have met many insanely good looking guys and not one of them is as comfortable in his (hairy) skin as he is. Sex on a stick.

Oh man, I just acquired myself a yeti-man. Never thought I'd be into it.

I had a guy neg me on OKC about 2 weeks ago. It was so subtle at first I'm convinced he's a negging genius. He pretty much picked apart every facet of my profile, at first lightly and by the end just destroying it piece by piece. Because I listed 2 of the "things I can't live without" as my cat and red lipstick, he…

I'm a toll collector in New York State. It used to be a great job when full time work was available. Good health insurance, four different kinds of time off, over twenty bucks an hour, etc. However, I would say about 85% of the collectors are now part timers, myself included. You may work 4o hours a week and get…

Ha! Sounds like me. Extra white, six dollops of corn syrup please!

I've worn glasses for so long and I wear them all day because my vision is really bad. Without them I look so...strange. Like a pre-me version of me. Fetal, I guess you could say. Learning I wasn't a "candidate" for laser vision correction was a gift in a way. It made me cultivate a look.

Truth. Finally going to a large and respected eye health practice got my cornea condition diagnosed correctly. I'd suffered for nearly 15 years.

First of all, I feel your pain. I suffer from Thygesen's keratitis, which can cause rough patches on my cornea and feels like someone (I imagine Pinhead from Hellraiser) squeezing onions into my eyes non stop. Thankfully flare ups are rare. Coupled with a pretty bad case of dry eye makes wearing contacts a no go…

Love means dressing up in blackface at a Friar's Roast.

This year she finally folded and we had a nice dinner about a week later.

One of my good friends was born on New Year's Eve. You'd think everything would be one big party but no one wants to celebrate a birthday on New Year's.

I'm with you here - I was born three days before Christmas in Buffalo and it's either 1.) Everyone is too busy with Christmas activities to celebrate or 2.) they lake decides to dump 4 feet of snow on us that day. I always wanted a half birthday party.

I've always felt the same way and I don't smoke either.

I'm not gonna lie, for 3 seconds I thought this was one of those tiny urinal contraptions they make for ladies.

Back in the 80s my godmother found a small metal nut in her hamburger at Wendy's. She found it by biting into it. I don't think she broke a tooth, and management just shrugged it off.

I say this all the time!

Our major, downtown, Frederick Law Olmstead designed park was rated poorly because it was raining when the reviewer visited.

That is beautiful. I'm stealing that for all the whiny people I work with.

The 70's, with the exception of Bianca Jagger wearing Halson.