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Not the first time ZeFrank has combined cats and ads.

Like this?

All the boys who never asked me to the prom.

Wow. Just...wow. This is why I stopped with OK Cupid. I was mostly using it out of curiosity, I didn't really expect to get a date, but Jesus H. Christ..the first message I got was basically "I'd fuck you". Uh...thanks?

Shhhhhhh...

Exactly! I've been "involuntarily celibate" for 6 years now. Maybe the key is writing a manifesto? At least according to these nutballs it is...

I spit my coffee over my keyboard when I read that. I'm 5'4" and the last time I was under 100 pounds was maaaaaaybe 4th or 5th grade.

It's not just comic book shops. Many years ago when I worked at Borders we would consistently find them shoved into the "new age" section. Almost as much as we found the LGBT porn shoved into the fiction section it stood opposite of.

The international language!

It was...it was.

I fucking love Raisinets and fuck off that's why.

Or future lesbian head of NARAL and soon to be third woman president of the United States...Johnny Weir-esque figure skating star and reality show denizen...the possibilities are endless!

I'm not the only one who is looking forward to the day one of those kids goes rogue, am I? It may take 10 or 20 years but...

There's always one middle aged dude who is like "WTF is this lady doing, what has music come to, you just don't see the likes of Skynyrd anymore".

Any man willing to discuss "tongue technique" is a keeper.

SO many people on Twitter just did not "get" this performance.

OMG. DORITOS ON MY SALAD FUCKFACE!

I probably came home from my crap job at Borders to watch it. I remember liking it but not being obsessed. I watch reruns now and...meh. Ross was a douche.

So, us crazy night owls who work late and don't get to bed until 4 am...we're just fucked, right?

My Arthur uses that litter box. Yeah, it wasn't cheap. I don't think Feline Pine is overly expensive unless you compare it to the super cheap clay stuff that sends up tons of dust. He also eats a grain free diet which I consider an investment in the sense that it will head off health issues down the road. It may