No matter what, I always go back to this. It always ends up "fixing" my skin. Alas, the SPF version is a bit too greasy for me, and the big ass bottle of it they sell at BJ's doesn't come in the unscented version. Oh well.

Thanks for your input. It's something I've been considering for 15 years, and really wish I'd done sooner. I'm 40 now and have no illusions about going into topless modeling, I just want to look better in my clothes, stop the bouncing any time I move and most of all stop the back pain. Honestly, I've had a dull…

Thanks for the info. I very much regret not getting it done when I was younger and had health insurance. My only waffle was on the nipple thing, so it's good to hear about your, erm, perkiness. I have no problem lounging in bed (it's a skill of mine) so as soon as I get me some insurance again I'm going for a…

People will say to me "Brontebrat, why aren't you outdoorsy? Why is your idea of a vacation a stay in an air conditioned hotel room in a major metropolis that hopefully has a spa?'

Despite this horror story (yikes), are you happy with the results?

I have quite possibly The Most Wonderful Cat In The World. He is even tempered and loves to snuggle. He let's me rub his belly and brush him and clip his nails NBD.

Sure the dogs are cute but can we talk about her hot pink kitchen?!?!?!?!?!

Cartwheel + Redcard Debit = saving me money cuz I'm poor.

Yes, it was really terrifying for a Disney movie. I had the "movie on record" and that is really dating myself!

What really grinds my gears about this even now, besides the utter ridiculousness of the hysteria over 9/16s of a second of nipple, is the long slow slide Janet's career took afterwards. I mean, I like Beyonce but Janet>Beyonce.

I much preferred him as Hal to his King Henry. I guess that means I'd like to go out drinking with him.

Steve & Barry's! I loved that she made everything up to a size 20.

Dear PBS:

My best friend and I loved it too. She's upset, she keeps saying "No one gets it! They're going to take away the cool stuff!"

Jesus F. Pancake Eating Christ, GET OFF MY LAWN!

Holy crap, has Rick Astley aged at all?

This is my father's favorite movie. My father, who once excoriated me as a teen for liking "all that Limey shit". Mostly, he likes to watch Hugh Grant dance around to the Pointer Sisters.

Everyone should give a listen to the Rosebuds' Christmas Tree Island. It came out last year and is full of interesting originals. I'm usually a traditionalist when it comes to my Christmas music but I really enjoyed it.

Irony: Now she works for a jeweler, so she hasn't really left the nonsense.

REALLY. I was surprised, because she'd come to Christmas Eve celebrations completely wiped out, claiming she'd been so busy at work. I'd just finished my hellish shifts at Borders myself so I didn't believe her. She said, "You have no idea". Just 8 hours of one woman after another, none of whom had rings yet.