My godmother used to work at David's Bridal, and her Christmas Eve shifts were filled with girls coming in to try on dresses because "I might be getting engaged tonight". Gack.

Same here. I didn't get an orca kiss (I was secretly terrified of them), but the guilt is palpable.

Don't know if you have Netflix but I've hear it will start streaming there starting Dec. 12. I'm saving it or my post-Christmas depression myself.

Tis the season! I love her arrangement of Jingle Bells, made famous by Andy Williams.

I believe the narrator might be Tom Selleck.

As a toll collector who often gets paid large-ish amounts of money in small change, I guarantee you it does not in any way make my day "interesting".

I read Death at Sea World, have yet to see Blackfish. The whole thing is sickening.

Marineland in Ontario most definitely still has orcas. I live in Buffalo and pass the damn billboard and it's smiling killer whale every day on my way to work in the summer.

Tattoo!Josh, oh my god, I'll never not think that when I see him.

Haha I wish I could say my job was in any way glamorous or filled with good looking men, but it is actually very much the opposite which just makes being around him so full of, as they say on Tumblr, FEELS.

His girlfriend of 10 years would probably not approve.

Add 10 years and cover him in tattoos and he's a dead ringer for my work crush.

"Whom could this operetta offend? Only those of us who, despite the fact that we may respond, loathe being manipulated in this way and are aware of how cheap and ready-made are the responses we are made to feel. We may become even more aware of the way we have been turned into emotional and aesthetic imbeciles when…

It doesn't but it would be awesome if it did.

I don't know if you live near in the vicinity of a Wegmans supermarket, they make this super premium nog that is like 8 bucks a quart but is...just...I mean there are no words.

"Well first of all this is my work uniform"

I'm not a Gaga superfan but I have a soft spot for her. I thought she was adorable and willing to make fun of herself.

There was some video of her yesterday performing at age 12. She looked 45. Maybe she's aging backwards? I say this as someone who enjoys her odd schtick.

I might have only been 3 but I would have cut someone for that Oscar the Grouch raincoat. I read my copy of How To Be A Grouch until it fell apart.

I second that. I think this sums it up.