That’s how I like my beef, aged and grassfederer.

“A guy who can pitch and catch? Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!” - an earnest, baseball-loving 8-year-old

My wife did the same thing a few years ago. We’ve yet to play, but we have been doing some nice Wimbledon roleplay. She comes into the room wearing all white except for a black garter belt. I then yell at her and consult a handbook. Needless to say, it gets pretty hot.

No. Because they never would have beaten the 97' Bulls which featured, IRC, Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, Magic Johnson, Toni Iommi, Luke Walton, Dickie Simpkins and Scotty 2 Hottie and were coached by Phil Niekro.

Duh, just lock your kids in a closet until school starts. They will thank you when they are older and don’t have wrinkles.

I don’t know you and have never heard o fyou so please don’t speak for me.

I’m not sure you follow me, he’s being paid for his expertise. This isn’t hard.

What do you think is supposed to be funny about withholding a source? This is about ethics

What difference does that make I’m looking for responsible journalism

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

... or was he?

I swear to God I remember Sinbad being an all star center in the NBA from the mid 90s well into the aughts, but people are telling me it was actually this dude’s dad.

He died doing what he loved...

I can’t wait to see the tattoo he gets for this one.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

That dodge isn’t even a miata.

And no wagon and/or diesel version? Why are you even reporting on this? Does it even come in brown?

So did you ever decide whether to vote, or does your personal outrage end at the point you’re required to get up from your laptop?

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.