CLEARLY CANADIAN. Specifically the strawberry flavour. Beach days/picnics/my life has never been the same without it.
Cary, Cary, Cary
Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.
Used to work at the apple store.
wow
Yeah, that took ball.
Garbage Marge with her Garbage Barge!
I read ROCP as "Really Old Chili Peppers".
NEVER call the cops unless you want to go to jail.
YUL:
Yesterday, word spread that ageless human branding mechanism Tom Cruise had been quoted comparing his job (as a…
It's the voice. Bald, puffy, bespectacled? I don't give a shit. I could listen to him speak forever.
Robin Thicke, a vengeful spirit who can be summoned by uttering "blundering male chauvinist" thrice into a dark…
The Amanda Bynes taunt is just mean.. I don't think she realises the significance of what Sinead O'Connor did had in 1992. Particularly considering she was Irish and had lived in a religious institute as a teenager. Her twerking might seem revolutionary to her but it doesn't even come close in terms of iconoclast…