I know, right? What if I have the flu, or I'm away on a business trip? Can I have one of my neighbors do it for me while I'm away, like watering the plants?

This isn't Gina's first time at this rodeo.

I see a super wedgie in her future.

maybe something else for lunch

1. When I saw a tweet about Kevin & Danielle expecting a baby last night, I thought, "Wait, do I know them? Kevin from my old job?" Then I saw it was from E! and I was like, "Oh, riiiight. They are not at all relevant to my life."

Yep - keeps the kids out of the occupy movement (I hope it backfires on them). But it's all very similar to why it's an 'American' value to own a home - that was post-depression propaganda to keep people in debt so they won't have money to afford to go on strike. Ugh, so gross.

Where is the mother's day guide for people with shitty mothers?