I believe all three of these ladies need to write a short introduction about themselves using only gifs. Or a la the Emoji Tatler.

Stupid assholes, the both of them.

Her response:

She has boobs! I never knew.

Well, as somebody who moved to the US from Israel at 6 years old without speaking a word of English, SHUT THE FUCK UP, GENE SIMMONS. It's really fucking easy to learn a language when you're under 10 years old.

Julie Klausner is perfect and the haters can fuck right off and continue sucking at life.

Down syndrome is serious, but hardly catastrophic.

My friend and I found THIS outside of the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn...

RE: that word "actress."

J Peterman catalog! The best caftans ever. http://www.jpeterman.com/!yJMX0maPocyoy…

You just can't burn someone alive AND wear the corpse. You've got to choose one.

"Damn!!! You got a real nice ass for a white girl! I thought you was wearing a diaper or something!"

I already do this with THC coconut oil. Makes me worry proof.

Fuck cereal.

Right!? Breakfast without (hopefully fresh) salsa just isn't worth eating.

I love grits.

I don't understand the concept of paying to take a nap....college is too damn expensive to sleep through.

I've never understood the practice of attending if you aren't going to be learning.