"Gaugin: Deadbeat Dad and Pederast Sex Tourist" would be a good title, too.

Then dear god, don't google "Jim Henson funeral Big Bird." You will weep for an hour or more.

I don't think Paltrow's lineage is any big secret - it's been public knowledge for years that Bruce Paltrow was at the trail end of a major rabbinical dynasty:

Oh, I love the brave ladies! I once worked for a badass lady neuropsychologist who had not only driven a cab in NYC in the 60s - and still drove like a cab driver, too - but had been an interpretive dancer at the Cafe Wha? while Thelonious Monk played. AND she once kicked a stinky hippie named Joan Baez out of a…

I was watching that show she hosts on G4 (which I enjoy) and she announced she's doing acting work. I couldn't help turning to my bf and saying she truly has the charisma of a wet rag and must be getting work just because she's attractive and producers can feel transgressive for casting her. I'm sure she's lovely, but…

I was watching that show she hosts on G4 and turned to my bf and said she truly has the charisma of a wet rag. She seems to be getting work just because she's attractive and producers can feel transgressive for casting her. I'm glad I'm not the only one - thanks.

That reminds me of a story - my two best friends lived in North Chicago and put up with constant catcalling every day and night. Once at a bus stop they were waiting with a woman who pulled a gun on some guys who were saying nasty shit, and my friends just started screaming "YES! FUCKING SHOOT THEM! SHOOT THOSE…

My contacts at Yale say he just has really, really, really bad ADD. I sort of don't doubt he doesn't do any drugs besides his meds because he's got too much shit to do.

No reason to give back all that perfectly good money to a company that obviously won't tolerate anti-Semitism in any form (and whose chairman/owner is Jewish himself).

Growing up in a house with about a pallet of porn, a sex-positive naked mom who both read Playboy in the bathtub and who I accidentally interrupted having sex or heard having sex at least 3x a week, her offer of a birds and bees talk was kindly refused.

Hottest song ever. Disagree if you must.

Beautiful story and images - this kind of thing always gets me.

@WednesdayAM: Team Puddin' is here with you. I'm still crushing on the eggnog-gingerbread bread pudding I ate every day last week for breakfast.

Hula hooping is pretty great - it's excellent low-impact cardio that you can do while watching tv/movies. You can even make your own out of tubing and sand and shit, but I use an 'acu-hoop' that convinced me with a weird little video of some ice skater twirling about 20 of them on her body at once (sadly, the video is…

The middle of the story involves me puking out a nearly completely rolled up car window. Near the end of the story my friend reaches in his pocket while making out with some girl only to find that some of my puke was in his coat pocket. They all end with me pissing in someone's back yard in front of a crowd, so I'll…

Anyone else finding it creepy that their faces are exactly alike? Yikes.

@Dudezebel: Fiesta. Forevah.

@MargaretMoony: Not so anti-climactic: totally chilling. Yikes.

@MargaretMoony: Do tell! I love a Ted Bundy story - a co-worker who had worked with him said he was "a really nice guy."

@Ensign Kimbabeagle: Aw, not much - I am really picky and a size 14-16, so it's tougher. Got a pair of Coach shoes that are actually cute (I'm normally not into Coach stuff), a headcoat (Sherlock Holmes hat), a very plain wristwatch and an antique sterling pocketwatch with a porcelain face (a gift for a friend who…