@Wenchette: My friend said ems have been oiled for over 2000 years. Crazy!

My friend won a lottery to get into this sale early and she took me! It was magical - like a dream, really - and there were indeed TOFS.

I have been bad-mouthing Floyd since forever, but I dare naysayers to watch Live at Pompeii or listen to the moon landing jam session and not come out a fan.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: And did she pull back the hood?

I remember her male nudes causing uneasy silence in a full 500-seat auditorium during an art history lecture - her work's pretty amazing.

Wow. Just when I thought a person couldn't be further up her own ass...

@toadaleh: You read my mind. Such a rip-off.

Maybe psychotherapy would have been a good option for the trauma of the murder of a loved one rather than more violence (rape isn't sex, Mr. Polanski!). Ugh.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: I remember the cabbage rose craze, girl. I made a floppy dress out of rose-patterned chintz, if you can believe that shit. No, there was no proto-Blossom stupid hat to go with it.

My friend was just telling me about swimming in Tampa Bay two weeks ago, how it was so perfectly beautiful and then so poignant and sad that it would soon be completely devastated.

Saying faith is not logical and saying that a statement is anti-intellectual are two different things. I assume Garafolo was addressing the inherent "regular folks" v. "liberal elite" pandering in Obama's statement. Ms. Hasselbeck obviously does not know about the history of anti-intellectualism/McCarthyism (and Behar…

@battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Shameful and stupid as it is, one should own up to their total worthlessness and work through it.

LiLo needs to rock that scram like the completely unashamed pregnant girl with the house arrest bracelet I saw at the bus station. Rock. It.

@Dictator for Life: That book is amazing. It reads as totally fake (reminds me of Anton LeVey's autobiography, which is a huge pack of very amusing lies), but I guess it's actually true.

@echoparkgal: Yeah, because he always looks wicked hot while he's getting ready to shoot them. Whoops, unintentional massa-slang.

@lucyjae: Her hairdresser must be so proud that she could make it through assaulting cops and look like Serge Normant had just done her hair for a layout in Marie Claire.

@SchmoopieVonButtercup: I'm glad you don't have the IBS, because I have it something fierce during my own migraines (which is probably why I think "everyone" gets it).

His being a migraineur who took lots of drugs to mimic functioning probably didn't help (since you get IBS from migraines, then constipation from opiates).

@Zulkey: Bein' pretty to begin with and lifelong vast wealth, I'm guessing. Her dad's a freaking billionaire.

@Perhaps Not: It's so weird that she's actually related to those Dreyfuses! I can't believe it every time I remember.