@sejickah: He is. It's just that it's a Jonas brother, and I'm 36 years old.

That middle Jonas brother is looking like freakish lovechild of Jeff Goldblum, young Allen Ginsberg, and George Hamilton. And I find that attractive, which is gross. Help me.

@Calisee: Murray River salt, yes ma'am. Like this stuff from my place of employment:

@RenoDakota: I'm going to back you up on the buffing block thing. They look like cute little mirrors afterwards.

If Liz Taylor's new fragrance commercial depicts her in soft focus cackling in her wheelchair and maybe pulling off her wig, I will rock the shit out of it.

@NefariousCAT: Antique diamonds are pretty freaking great, too. I used to sell them and now I would never have anything other than a wonky pinky-silver old european cut.

Gimme that wig.

Heidi is looking a lot like Karen Black in that photo, right? Is it just me? Is it the angle?

@girlgonemild: I've always said to dress like you're going to see your worst enemy, but same difference most of the time, eh?

I hope that if God exists it has Jane Fonda's voice. It's like a warm cup of hot chocolate! So smooth.

@bowleserised: Word. Euro pastries are so much better, cheaper, everything. Plus they take actual skill to make.

@Holly: As a former dec. arts describer, I'd say the style of the dildo(es) and case are probably similar to known examples, but other continental examples may look like them, too.

@skellywelly: Bein' rich?

@AfroJezeBella: Sorry - I'm on allergy meds so I make no sense. I'm trying to say that she's even louder in person than on television. Just her speaking normally sounds like screaming- and she's a psychic vampire.

Pointless, but: whatever puts L&S back into syndication so I can get high on pills and watch the Dead Laszlo's Place episode is fine with me.

@caddiewoodlawn: But it makes a backward sort of sense - think of it like dazzle camouflage for the ninja. You would be so stunned by the tangerine and fuschia patterns that you couldn't see the lightning-fast ninja action.

@I, Zombie Normal: The ninjas are obviously looking to break out of the monochromatic spectrum and get their resort wear on.

@Scoldy Lox: She has to insert herself into the national discourse somehow.

@pinkerblue: You're right. I've seen these kinds of people in the pacific NW, too, you just have to look harder.

@viklane: I worship California, and it's dumbshits like this that are damn near the only thing marring it. She's part of that Orange county outlaw biker/stripper/ex-nazi (or just, um, nazi) rockabilly thing that makes my skin crawl. I was just in SF - no offense intended.