Sh's vrythng fckng lth bt sthrn clfrn, ll n n prsn.

Confidential to Corey Haim's family: if you don't have the money for a funeral, don't have one. And soliciting donations for something you could save money on - very easily - is hell of tacky.

Cinnamon tea - its heat encourages bloodflow in the abdomen and really helps with cramps. Tincture or just making tea with sticks work equally well for me.

@morninggloria: I, too, would be even more likely to hit that shit if given an opportunity.

I think the "glasses" on Lindsay are actually where you can see the eyeball openings in her skull. Am I seeing things? Yikes.

@Tippi Hedren: A "you know you jerk off in your sleep, right?" would suffice for me, too. I guess you both have to have a sense of humor.

She's been a "creative director" for Polaroid for a few months:

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm sure her father discourages it, unless it's bible college.

Olivia Palermo, you are wealthy enough that you can just move without telling the world. So shut up.

@Highsmith: I have a feeling there was a small gratuity involved.

@CurtCole: Cheney's that one.

@DonnaPirana: He is most assuredly the one you want to smack.

Oh, Jacques d'Amboise, you make me feel funny in my bathing suit parts.

@CurtCole: SO weird. I confused the entire Bush cabinet with Skeksis for years.

@SisterMaryMartha: I was watching the Burt Lancaster movie 'The Swimmer' a few weeks ago, and there was a woman with her voice in it. Turns out it WAS her, I just couldn't tell.

Drink freezing cold water first thing in the am and wait to eat until the hounds are unleashed.

@GreyEminence: You just described exactly what I'm going for when I wear my old sable scarf on the bus.

@stacyinbean: Her painting of her mom reading the paper always makes me well up. She's so fucking strong!

He learned his crazy from Diana Vreeland, and as a protegé of the craziest fashion power bitch ever, ALT is the reigning champion until death.

@athenasadidas: It's my favorite euphemism for the menstruation, too. Live every week with a hot water bottle on my lower abdomen?