I'm loving the distracting light box behind them that looks like a drop box for bodily fluids. Remember to wipe front to back, Ms. Witherspoon.

IF WF gave a shit about their employees' health, they'd have a better health plan.

@amgriffin: PR is its own world, yo.

@rixatrix: Y'all are right. I'm just extra-dismissive in the am.

All nail polishes are flammable, and can't be shipped by USPS. It's not so scandalous.

Niki de Saint-Phalle's shooting paintings are a fucking revelation! The films of her shooting a tiny cannon are amazing. I wish I could find one to post, dammit.

@napalmnacey is slutty, tyrannical: We could go in on a subscription to Gnosis magazine for him - I would love to see his face when he opened his first copy.

@bookling: You don't remember him in Weird Science??

I want a rear view, with the guy kinda bending over so I can see just a little bit peeking out between the legs. Yeah. Right there.

Um, VS, the "monokini" is just a bottom, no top. You get an F in bathing suit history.

@whynotshesaid: My friend had an advance from the publisher, I swear to god.

@whynotshesaid: That's the pile of bullshit British one, right? I was just a bystander and could see right off that it was conspicuously lacking in truth.

@sybann: Nice. I was pretty into the carving - it looks like a rosewood frame - and wondered why she didn't invest in some mohair velvet.

Only 15 states and D.C. accept common law marriages.

@brokenscope: Powter is the worst. She lived in my neighborhood and whenever she came into a restaurant we'd have to leave because she talked so fucking loud.

@Scout: Have you heard the Quatro sister's first band? Behold the majesty:

@Diziet_Sma: I would have gone smarmier, but it's a tall order. Kim Fowley is fucking disgusting.

@TheLadyAye: Seriously, she's not anything to take pot shots at. That's not a costume or an outfit, it's art (and she's been at it for 25, 30 years).

My favorite over-indulger was a boss who wore so much Thierry Mugler 'Angel' that it made me get migraines, yet twice called me into her office to ask me to cover my stank from busting my ass in a non-air conditioned warehouse. The men I worked with smelled three times as bad, so I did not comply the rest of the four…

That's not the front of the monument, that's the dead center of it. Lies all around.