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I'm looking forward to these getting blotchy and blurry, maybe a few more nonsensical bad tattoos, and his slow transition into the GG Allin of former teen stars.

Sad to hear it - he was one of the best subjects featured in Caterine Milinarie's great book "Cheap Chic."

@monkeybra: I read someone else's opinion that the synesthesia from a stroke or prior to a stroke was likely the reason for that comment.

@carbine: Was it in Bert's office? If so, it's been there since season one. I passed up buying an old copy of that Hokusai print once and I'm still kicking myself.

@vulcanized: He cries about everything because, as my friend explained to me, Mormons cry during testimony at temple to prove how committed they are. It's a Mormon talent to cry for no reason/self-aggrandizement.

@Steverino Begins: I couldn't live with it either, but a few pieces of rough, simple 19th c. art or furniture really tones down midcentury. You gotta mix it up either way.

@Dictator for Life: Oh, I hear you. My stepdad is Shoshone and smokes hides and always has something dead rolling around in the back of the truck. Preserving the dead is an art and I respect it in any socioeconomic bracket.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: All migratory birds are illegal to own or sell. Fish and Game will confiscate them and donate them to an educational facility. I used to turn people in where I worked (an auction house), and totally relished taking people's stuffed ducks from them. Hee hee.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Agreed. I like me some antiques, but I couldn't really understand the motivation of a guy I met who owned a stuffed gorilla and a double-headed calf in addition to dogs and cats and more run-of the mill mounts. And the birds are completely illegal to sell or own in addition to being gross.

@justcallmeangel: Word. I used to work at an auction house, and the rare but recurrent hoarders were intense. One couple filled their house, died, then their schizophrenic son was living in a shack in the backyard with a floor with vhs tape flooring on top of standing water. I mean, fuuuuuuuuck.

@BabyJane: I was praying it wasn't the real gidge, who my friend told me is a part-time hostess at Duke's in Malibu to this day. How cute is that?

This is amazing. I used to watch (and make fun of everyone on) Dance Party USA religiously in the late 80s, and I seem to remember them shooting on the boardwalk here.

I want them to shut up and Charlie, Spencer's mustachioed friend, to take over their media duties. He's my favorite because 1. he always seems really baked and 2. he gave Stephanie Pratt gift certificates to Red Lobster and TJ Maxx for her birthday.