Are there seriously POCKETS on the upper part of LA Boobs' dress? Is that so you can make your already huge rack look even more gargantuan? Wow.

Newsflash, guy from Good Charlotte: everyone likes the Cure. Duh.

@shiny_and_new:

@westvillagegirl:

Fingerhut always feel like home. You know, the mobile home I lived in out near the raceway park where the fucking donkeys would wake me up at night.

I wonder if she thought about how big his freakin' babies are going to be before she married him. Jesus.

@blueberrypancake: My friend who interned at Columbia recently ruined Dr. Oz for me by revealing that he was a wicked asshole. He doesn't even observe or scrub in on surgeries that he's supposed to be performing.

@brendastarlet:

Phillis makes me want re-form the "Ladies Against Women" joke protest group. I'm proud to be my husband's property!

@roodles:

@Eeva:

@antioxidant:

Not everyone can wear Arnolfini Wedding Portrait green. And Brad looks beautiful, too. Yikes.

I had about 5 Annette swimsuits in high school; the best was a black fringed bikini. Now I wear a Sicilian grandma suit from freaking Lands End. I will always think the chunk looks hot in Gidget-style suits.

@bowleserised:

@emandem:

I can't even tell you how many times I have jammed Leather and Lace while drunk, trying to cajole strangers into taking my lace from me. Whatever that means.

@CarsonDial:

@del_ruby:

Man, I love it, but it just reminds me of the description of television shows of the future in Fahrenheit 451, where everyone talks about nothing and nothing happens. That dark blue cutwork blouse LC wears at the end was the highlight for me.