bronkitis
bronkitis
bronkitis

The woman who was my after-school caregiver nursed two of her four children until they were 8, 10 years old - I think she did it because those two were very, very sickly (severe allergies, asthma, eczema). She may have been advised that the milk would be good for them immunologically.

Mortals don't look this good in track suits. What a fucking goddess. I'm totally going to try enormous gold hoops at the gym and pray that they don't get hung up on something.

What about some hot kibbutz man-meat?

Possibly TMI:

The hairspray while walking down the hall killed me. Seriously. I died.

In "The Satanic Witch," Anton LeVay advises ladies to make a sachet out of a small bit of menses-soaked tampon because it would attract men. Guess he may have been right.

The way my mother says 'hedgehogs' is one of her cutest attributes. She says:

I couldn't help but steal a rhinestone rodeo tiara I "found" at a party. But that coat is ugly and isn't worth stealing. For shame, Linds.

Is she smiling? She must just have gas.

I loved the insidiousness of J-Bob feeding her fruit while goading her to moooooove ooooooooout. He may as well have had a hypnotist's pendulum.