Now that song is running through my head.

Pretty good Pinkham’s Law candidate.

Not really. I think most people would agree that steak, etc. is much better for a dinner date. More importantly the diner was being a jerk by requesting something off menu and at the wrong time of the day. The griddle is probably at a different temperature than it is for breakfast, and they probably don’t have mixed…

The brain, which we often think of as the source of higher thought and reason, is divided into various regions. One of these regions is the brainstem, which plays a vital role in the regulation of the body’s various functions such as breathing, metabolism, and locomotion.

Smoke from a tire fire will also keep mosquitoes away. Has nothing to do with the tires. Mosquitoes don’t like smoke.

There was only one time I ever would’ve straight refused to get a customer what they ordered, and that time was the legendary day when one restaurant I was working at had “French Onion Cheddar” as the soup of the day. It was literally onion soup with nacho cheese in it. At the morning lineup, I was the only server…

LOL yes I pull that shit all of the time. I’ll always recommend the thing that takes the least amount of work for me haaaahahaga.

Carla’s honeycomb ice cream story 😱😱😱😩😩😩

I’m constantly amazed at the number of times I’ve tried to warn customers away from a dish only to have them order it anyway.

I worked the opening shift and since my coffee house was in the middle of a Christian suburb, it was always very busy, especially on Fridays.

There are so, so many stories here they are going to generate a run of Pinkham’s Law style responses. Like, every story.

When I rule the world the punishment for snapping your fingers to summon a server shall be the loss of said digits. I can’t even read a description of someone doing that without a red haze descending across my vision.

SHAKING BAD

If you want to get phelgm out of your lungs and throat, then cough. #hackhack

Oh my God, people have started calling recipes “Food Hacks”

If you develop a gangrenous foot, hack off a limb! #limbhack #lifehack

If you need some wood for a fire #treehack #lifehack

If your clothes are dirty, wash them.

If you get cold at night, put an extra blanket on your bed! If you get too warm, remove a blanket! #lifehack #bedroom hack

If you don't finish all of your dinner, wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in the fridge to keep it fresh! #lifehack #kitchenhack