So exactly what I thought it would be, dreaded would be, and now won’t play.

Wow. That’s honestly a surprisingly scathing review. Out of all of the big gaming journalism titans I would have never expected to read something like this on Kotaku.

Man, this shit sure turned into politics/religion at Thanksgiving dinner, didn’t it?

Meh. I would rather rewatch The Hobbit trilogy than the original Star Wars one. I just don't find space lasers interesting. 

Annnnd ... Le Comte heads straight into The Greys! Then again, it’s been almost 2 months so maybe Albert didn’t see your comment...

Honestly, the big achievement of this robot seems to be that it’s finally given Canadians something to be smug and judgmental assholes about. “Yeah! That’s right America! The random sample of 19 Canadians were way more respectful of a pile of junk dumped by the side of the road than the random sample of Americans...or…

And your article was just endorsed by a Canadian Prime Minister.

These are bad, failed analogies. HitchBOT was not lost. HitchBOT was discarded. By its very design hitchBOT was set adrift for strangers to do with as they pleased. Its creators did that on purpose. If someone dropped a camera in the garbage, I would not smash it—what’s the point?—but if another guy found the camera…

Oh for chrissakes. Reading comprehension.

It didn’t need to get across the country at all. It would not have cared if it had lain in the same spot forever. Its creators needed to prove some bizarre point about how if you just give something to stranger after stranger after stranger, they’ll all cherish it far more than you apparently did because you gave it…

Thank you, sir. That was amazing, and 100% spot on.

Another example of lazy reporting. Dig deeper and you’ll find that while traveling Europe, HitchBOT developed a nasty habit in the drug dens of Amsterdam. When he got to the US, instead of taking up on offers of friendly rides across our glorious country, HitchBOT insisted that he be taken to the mean streets of…

SET SARCASM DETECTORS TO “IMPERVIOUS”

Canada’s so cute when she gets mad

HitchBOT has become self aware and completely humorless. If it weren’t so poorly constructed I would be terrified!

Burneko, you’ve got the fire in the belly, and should consider a presidential run. Escaped Canadian “Robot” El Crapo had no business sullying this fair land, even a locale as miserable as Philadelphia.

Here here. It’s “head” looks like a space heater trapped in a cake dome. The man was probably looking for a slice of Banana Creme Pie. Who among us would not be disappointed?

Finest Kind.

I never would have guessed that Burneko owned a Cunningham Jersey.

I mean it says “...or BUST!” right on its face. It was literally asking for it.