It says a lot about Met fans that they will make a fan favorite out of a .250 hitter who hasn’t hit a home run in a month and a half and is a terrible defender, all because when he publicly found out that he no longer was on the team, was actually sad...like he wanted to stay. In other words, the Met fans will support…

I assume you are a Met fan from that name, but your optimism makes me question it all the same.

Been watching the Mets long, long time. I can think of a few games that were more exciting than tonight’s. Not many, just a few. Atta boy, Wilmer. Atta boy.

Wilmer must’ve choked up on the bat

If I were him, because of the fines, I’d rid myself of it and find the largest, ugliest rusted busted piece of shit car I could find and park it there until I died. Problem with our society today is everyone is nosey and are habitually offended by nothing.

I’m a Yankee fan...standings look great.

Cause it’s pretty rude to tell a guy “Hey man, I know you moved here from Venezuela at 16 and have been a part of this organization for seven years and living in New York as a Met for the past three, but you’re going to fucking Milwaukee, and oh by the way you get to process these feelings in front of 40,000 fans and…

Bartolo Colon is not a #2, pump the brakes.

Trading away one of your best young pitchers for a 30 year old center fielder having a down year seems like a bad idea. LOLMETS indeed.

It looks like this is only for KFC Canada? Which, I mean, the U.S. should apologize for infiltrating Canada with KFC, so I guess this is our way of saying “sorry.”

I want one of these so that I can put it in the attic for twenty years, and then, sell it to a KFC collector.

Nice to know that KFC uses its R&D department to develop this and not on actual fried chicken that tastes good and doesn’t spurt grease like some mutant nightmare hagfish.

That’s all it took for ppl to like soccer, turn it into demolition derby with a ball...

I should have opened with “To him:”, but the Rueben is indeed the source of all that is good. (Naturally, Subway doesn’t sell one.)

Seriously, WHERE? I have never heard of this.

Boil, boil,

LOL, I worked at a stupid gift store on Cannery Row in Monterey, and some guy asked me what the name of the lake was out there. Uh, Monterey Bay? Pacific Ocean? God, man, do you even know where you are?

It’s almost as if they’re trying to confuse people on porpoise.

I’ve also seen it referred to as a “deep fried abortion” in comment threads before.