Yeah, I’m pretty sure the average deadspin commenter (myself included) could reasonably blow a 100-run lead pitching for one inning, to say nothing of a 10-run lead. I mean, I know I’d probably walk almost everyone, or be pitching such slow throws that it might as well be T-ball. I mean, the plate is 60 feet from the…

That’s great, Ty, but you really need to stop drinking and driving then! You’re gonna crash the car!

Or as ESPN puts it on their front page: “Source: Union to cry collusion if WRs don’t sign”.

Yeah, in no way are they in bed with the NFL. Nope.

It would also be a good place to sober up, what with Carmelo hoarding all of the shots.

He should come to the Knicks. There’s no need for the point guard to drive in the triangle offense.

Uhh John Starks definitely played in a finals. He lost it for the Knicks even by having an abysmal game.

I’d like to see him steal third from first, just run directly across the field.

I cannot wait till 2016 when we find out what ordering a small coffee the Trump way means.

Flip phone porn girl was an innovator. I didn’t get porn on my phone until keyboard phones were a thing.

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

Considering how rarely Hamilton gets on base, it may not take too long.

I’m not sure if anyone would have been able to catch him; the trick relies on the catcher lazily throwing it back to the pitcher, as he is wont to do when he feels the runner is going back to his bag.

i truly had no idea there was such a massive / passionate kickball community on deadspin...you learn something new every day!

Every single time I read this comment I crack up all over again.

It’s called having a “frap”.

There is no anti-Hinkie narrative. There is simply the reality that the Sixers suck now and will continue to suck in the future. I know Hinkie’s genius and all just like

Griffin got hurt after he was drafted, not before. There was no cause for concern when the Clippers drafted him, so there’s no similarity there.

I get the angle you’re going after, but the cases aren’t really the same. Griffin was a broken kneecap. Few really thought there would be issues with the healing process. A red flag for an athletic, above the rim guy? Sure, but not nearly to the extent of a foot injury on a 7 footer. Those almost never end up as happy…

It matters little to them, but man what could they have had if they hadn’t taken him? Of course, Hinkie isn’t concerned with winning so it doesn’t matter.