Not the first time, and not the first time in-division. Portland did this exact same thing to Utah five years when they signed both Wesley Matthews and Paul Milsap to offer sheets and made the Jazz choose between them.

They wouldn’t be in 3rd place, a couple games up on the 2nd wildcard?! If the stadium were finished, I’d say hang the damn banner already!

Umm. Durant is from Maryland

A picture perfect chest pass is what every collector hopes for from a pack.

what was it, 5/78 million to keep Harden? And this is 4/70 million to get Kanter? That dark cloud will never leave OKC.

Kanter is so bad at defense that splitting his minutes between Mitch McGary and Steven Adams would probably be an improvement. My mind is boggled by any team actually wanting to pay Kanter this much money

The brutality of dumping Harden to avoid the tax then paying Kanter to assuage your fans would be delicious. Buyer’s remorse on Kanter should set in by Thanksgiving.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. It's like a buffalo chicken sandwich...only not quite. Now I kind of wish I was having one for lunch.

I’m embarassed to say I really like Buffalo chicken pizza.

If by “abomination” you mean “gift from the heavens”, I will, thank you very much. Why settle for small speared pieces of fruit with your drink when you can get an entire mini pizza and a sandwich? Sheer genius.

I couldn’t if I fried. Honey mustard if I get crustless. Baby you’re not that brined.

i would eat this. i would eat this right now. i am not sober.

Junk Food Singularity. All junk food becomes indistinguishable from all other junkfood, just one big pseudo-”fusion” grease-mess. And we’re heading straight for it.

Maybe I’m just hungry, but that looks delicious.

Hong Kong forgot the pepperoni.

(Why can’t anybody just leave PIZZA alone?)

Hold on while I book a ticket to Hong Kong. This sounds atrociousatrocious, also and as well as delicious.

Those commercials are the best diet aid I’ve ever found. I get physically ill every time I see that thing.

I still am appalled that hot dog crust pizza exists. I like pizza, and I like pigs and blankets. I have probably even eaten both at parties. It doesn’t help that Pizza Hut makes terrible pizza.

At least it isn’t Buffalo chicken pizza.