As a Charlotte fan, I can tell you what they’re doing. They’re trying to put the best team that they can on the floor every night. If I had to choose between fighting for the 8th seed in the East this year and seeing the Hornets tank and end up with Michael Kidd Gilchrist, I choose the 8th seed every time.

Sitting around the stench bacon for a long period of time is not good.

Could you please explain how you think the WNBA is a poor product solely because of the NBA’s running of the league. They would’ve folded a full decade ago had the NBA not chosen to make it a sort of loss leader. Only half of the teams have recently moved into the black financially. Diana Taurasi isn’t even playing in…

Right? No one is too good for Tinder.

Translation: when the grass is cut, the snakes will show.

I don’t think that’s a safer conclusion, at all. I think the Sixers signing Saric in two years is a very likely outcome (although, in all honesty, I wouldn’t know how to measure it against the possibility that he’ll stay overseas). Even if he does come over, I’ll still think that it’s irresponsible and shitty for the…

This post wins today’s edition of Butthurt Bingo. Turn in your cards and go home everyone.

So Cousins joins Brett Favre on the list of athletes that need to trim the grass in order to see their snake.

Wait. You’re saying this roster is better? I’m...kinda speechless! Thad Young is the best player on that list and Jrue Holiday is next in line while Joel Embiid, the big prize after a full year of on-purpose losing, is looking increasingly iffy. Robert Covington and Tony Wroten aren’t gonna get the job done unless…

His strategy is very successful, if you look at it as a strategy to keep his job without having to win or be good at anything.

The tweets were distasteful, but I don’t know how you could possibly be watching the same matches as I am and think women’s tennis is better than men’s.

I didn’t “side” with anyone. There were in fact a lot of sad-ass Sixers fans in the greys AND I noted that he messed up the details of The Master Plan, albeit with a hefty dose of snark. As I remind my Sixer fan buddy, this strategy looks great on paper and like this in real life. Beyond the Thunder (who drafted…

I can rain down some three-pointers (but only when unguarded, and only at around 5% of the time). I think we’ve got this in the bag.

I’ve told you about when I met Hollis Thompson’s mom, right?

After much deliberation, I too have decided not to join the Sixers in 2015-16.

Not when Philly’s doing the picking.

I, on the other hand, would be more than willing to get out there and commit six fouls whenever needed for the Sixers.

Or anyone other NBA team.

I’m not busy.

Or proud.

This is my favorite subplot of every season until Hinkie gets canned. I feel like this type of tanking should take on his name since it’s truly one-of-a-kind.

So after next year, with the four lottery picks from 2013 & 2014 (Noel, MCW, Embiid, and Saric), there’s a damn good chance they will be looking at 3.5 player-seasons worth of production out of a possible 10?

Lotta sad-ass Sixer fans in the grays, Burneko. Apparently you didn’t accurately portray their can’t-lose roster positioning well enough.