Awl 150 Mets cawmments werh Mike Franceser tawking about Matt Hawvey. DA METS CANT BATT INNA RUN TO HEWLP DA GUHY OUT, OK? DA TEEM IS GAWBIJ!

Trail mix is just m&m’s with obstacles.

If you dont think there is an American culture of success I cant have a convo with you. Its the basics.

It takes a special kind of idiot to elevate an artificial caramel based beverage into an aggravated assault case.

I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…

Why do you guys think I get so annoyed when people assume I live in New York?

Honest question. Why do black people, as a collective because thats how society treats them, seem to be separate from the American population. Language exceptions, intresting name exceptions, high associations with crime and drugs associations, poverty associations etc...

Why the fuck is this on Kotaku?

DUDE. YES. Came here to say basically the same thing.

They cut off the clip too early - somehow right after that, Scott Boras was standing on the first base line with a contract drawn up.

Really? You think he’s better than both Samardzija and Rodon?

I was going to ask “Red or White” but then realized it doesn’t matter

You know the scary thing is, he’d probably end up as the Sox’s ace by year’s end.

This kid would be the #3 starter for my Sox this year. Seriously, please make this happen.

That’s not actually true. MLB teams do not “own” their minor league affiliates. They have affiliate agreements with them, which I’m sure a team could revoke or decline to renew at the earliest opportunity if it did something the parent team did not agree with. Here is the Owlz ownership group: http://www.milb.com/conte…

“Oh no, no. Too high.”

Owl be willing to bet the front office regrets not listening and that this guy has no problem finding work elsewhere

Or maybe she wanted to show her asshole friend just how wrong she was. The friend was saying that two teenagers must be up to no good because they were hanging out in Tuhoy's store, Tuhoy not only proved the friend wrong, but also showed her that her shitty behavior wasn't accepted in her store, (and even more…

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…